I want your love And I want your avenge
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
endorwitch: lilith-the-ancient: shercock-block: god-of—mischief: thundergoddess: feeltheasterbro: I’ll be the villain. hah, the face and hair do sort of resemble me for once Tried to go with how I look and what kind of clothes I would wear in my spare time. This should not me so much fun to do for a 26 year old. i want bright red hair again…boo!
sararye: this is, completely seriously, what...
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend
Me: Can you do it one more time?
Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom: *sigh* okay
Tom: Kneel before me...
Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
me: I need to stop talking to myself
me: I know
When people leave the cinema before the end of the...