Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Loki: Give me nine months
SHIT LOL
OH MY GOD
I THINK I ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK
OH MY FUCK
Es inevitable reírme, lo siento.
OMG LOL ADSFUFJKalskd
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Hi! I'm Eloise, 21, french, nursing student, bisexual and utopian. Things you'll find here : Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jeremy Renner, The Avengers, Star Trek TOS, Sherlock, Harry Potter, XMFC, Tron, Marvel, DC Comics and other things. I'm a nice girl, don't be afraid to use my askbox. I'm Sicklefang206 on Pottermore, add me ! ;) The Erik to my Charles. The Sammy to my Dean.
Thor: I NEED A HORSE!
Loki: Give me nine months
SHIT LOL
OH MY GOD
I THINK I ALMOST BIT MY HAND OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK
OH MY FUCK
Es inevitable reírme, lo siento.
OMG LOL ADSFUFJKalskd
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this is, completely seriously, what will play at my funeral
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Avengers Assemble Outfits
I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.
GIMME
holD UP IS THAT A VERSAEMERGE BRACELET FOR HAWKEYE JFC
give me haWKEYE AND COULSON
HOLD THE FUCK UP GIMME DEM IRON MAN SHOEZ
I just need the green scarf and the jewellery for loki and im set <3 XD that is random. ALSO I like black widows and thors oufits :D <3
I have a necklace similar to the one for Loki. I need a green scarf though.
I have the necklace in the Loki-outfit ;D and a similar top…
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-SHATNER KICK-
“I HAVE RETURNED WITH THE GROCERIES, MY BEAU.”
“…’Kay.”
Exactly that ^
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| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
Oh bloody hell, I’ve seen this movie.
Fffff I love this movie.
This is the first movie I saw with Matt, and it’s still one of our favorites.
This is the best Star Trek movie. :|
We saw this in a theater when it first came out, and it was REALLY strange. We saw it at the local art house. We were laughing our heads off, and there were like maybe two other groups in the whole theater laughing. And then EVERYONE ELSE in the theater was sort of … sitting there, staring.
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!
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what if I just queued this to post a few times a day and that was all my blog ever was from now on
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(Source: -andrews, via kittyhiddles)